Sacred Excerement Chili

by Evo Terra on January 2, 2009

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Time-lapse composite of a breath of fireImage via WikipediaBecause I made so many mouths water via Twitter prior to my New Years Eve party, here’s the recipe for some seriously hot chili. No beans, because that’s a hanging offense.

Sacred Excrement Chili – v 2.1* by Evo Terra

Total cooking time: 6 hours
Serves: 12 – 24, depending on how much they like chili and can handle the heat

Meat

    5 lbs pork roast, cut into 1/2″ chunks
    1 lb pork sausage. If using links, split skin & scrape out filling

Fresh Goodies

    4 chipotle peppers, minced
    4 large Anaheim peppers, roasted, skinned, seeded & drained. Oh, and chopped.
    2 large green bell peppers, seeded & diced
    2 large yellow/sweet onions, diced
    1 entire bunch of cilantro, chopped. The more, the merrier.
    1 bulb (not a clove, the whole bulb) of garlic, crushed or minced
    5 stalks of celery, thick cut

Canned Goodies

    2 28-oz cans of diced tomatoes
    1 15 oz can of tomato sauce
    1 15 oz can of beef broth

Seasonings

    Between 1/4 teaspoon & 1/2 tablespoon of Habanero chili powder, depending on how much you can handle — you decide.
    May substitute for “normal” chili powder @ 8 tablespoons
    2 tablespoons ground cumin
    1 teaspoon dried majoram leaves
    1 tablespoon dried Mexican oregano leaves
    1 tablespoon ground black pepper
    1 teaspoon salt

Secret Ingredients

    1 cup raisins
    2 cups steel cut oats

Directions

    Combine Meat (do not brown first), Fresh Goodies & canned tomatoes (not the tomato sauce) into large cooking pot. Mix well & slowly bring mixture to a boil, then quickly reduce heat to a simmer.

    Add tomato sauce, broth and all Seasonings (go easy on the Habanero to start, remember it’s easy to add, not take out) to a blender. Blend. Pour over and mix well in the simmering pot.

    Cover & stir occasionally, making sure to not allow any burning on the bottom.

    After 2 hours, add Secret Ingredients.

    Continue cooking & stirring for an additional 4 hours. Add additional oats to increase thickness as necessary.

    Serve with whatever else you want in your chili. But I highly recommend tasting it first. Oh, and having a beer handy. ‘Tis a touch warm — of temperature and of spice.

That’s it. And once you have it, you’ll know why it’s called Sacred Excrement Chili. And if you’re still unsure, buy a thesaurus.

Change Log:

  • 1/21/09 – Added variable amounts for habanero powder

This recipe borrows heavily from “The” Chili Recipe (v 1.2) from Russ Kerlin.

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1 Time Barrow January 2, 2009 at 1:15 pm

Mnnn, truly, TRULY this was tasty business. ‘Tis a touch warm, to be sure, but sacred excrement is it good!

2 Evo January 2, 2009 at 3:35 pm

Glad you liked it, Time. It went really well with some Cappuccino I pilfered.

E.

3 Sunny Thaper January 2, 2009 at 9:34 pm

That really was damn good! It was definitely spicy…. for white people. Oh snap.

4 Dan January 2, 2009 at 11:20 pm

Hey Evo, I would love for you to add this recipe to my new website at http://dinnerordisaster.com/ or, with your permission natch, I can add it. I mean, it’s not like you need another social network to join, right? ;-)

5 Evo January 3, 2009 at 6:56 am

Add away, Dan. Standard CC way of doing things!

E.

6 Dan January 3, 2009 at 10:37 pm

Evo, at what point do you add the beef broth? Is it supposed to be with the Meat, Fresh Goodies & canned tomatoes?

7 Evo January 4, 2009 at 9:38 am

Corrected text, Dan. Thanks!

8 The Doctor January 7, 2009 at 12:53 pm

Only 1/4 tsp of habanero powder? Sissy! I just **LOVE** habanero. I usually spread Mayakut habanero sauce (it’s actually more like a paste) over meats or pizza. I think there are several places you can get it over the Internet. Try it, you’ll love it!

9 Evo January 7, 2009 at 3:25 pm

Increase as you need, Doc. I like a bit more myself. This is the edge of “comfortable” for most folks who aren’t afraid of “mild” salsa. :)

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